News for Sat, May 23, 2026
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Farmboy Rioolrot has been defeated in the graveyard by Stalking Shadow.
"Come back when you learn how to fight," {baguy} scoffs.
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Farmboy Rioolrot has been slain while attacking Empress Ranna in the fields of Glorfindal.
"Well isn't that a kick in the crotch?!" Farmboy Rioolrot observes.
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Farmboy Viadinho has defeated his master, Mireraband to advance to level 2 after 1 day!!
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Farmboy Kirby has been mauled to death by gold hungry Chipmunks.
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Centurion Aragorn has been defeated in the graveyard by Newly Dead Zombie.
"Just wait for my revenge, Newly Dead Zombie. It will be swift!" Centurion Aragorn declares.
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Centurion Aragorn has been slain in the forest by Pygmy Marmoset.
Pygmy Marmoset was overheard saying, "his Fists was no match for my Pieces of treebark!"
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Judai has earned the title King for having slain The Green Dragon 16 times!
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Prince Judai has slain the hideous creature known as The Green Dragon. All across the land, people rejoice!
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Prince Judai has defeated his master, Yoresh to advance to level 15 after 14 days!!
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Centurion Aragorn has been defeated in the graveyard by Faerie hound.
Centurion Aragorn bangs his head against a stone..."Stupid, stupid, stupid!" he was heard to say.
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Centurion Aragorn has been slain in the forest by Batling.
"Next time, eat your Wheaties," Batling suggests.
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